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CAPTAIN STANDISH

Bomb That Bath With Collie


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CAPTAIN STANDISH
CAPTAIN STANDISH
CAPTAIN STANDISH

Captain Standish (penis soap)

Perfect for a hens gift, gag or to work out those biceps 🙊

Available in goats milk so your moisturising and cleaning 😉 or standard soap 👌

Available as natural or scented (I suppose it depends on how you take it 😂)

Available in several colours (Again it’s down 👇 to personal preference... pun intended)

*if you would like them multicoloured please contact us first*

Sorry for those that like it really naturale, they’re all clean shaven 🙈 as well as they’re all the same size... it’s how you use it that matters 😘

External use ONLY

Do NOT consume

Cease use of irritation occurs 

INGREDIENTS: 

goats milk (coconut oil, safflower oil, glycerine (kosher, of vegetable origin), goat’s milk, purified water, sodium hydroxide (saponifying agent), sorbitol (moisturizer), sorbitan oleate (emulsifer), soy bean protein (conditioner), titanium dioxide (mineral whitener used in opaque soaps)),

or standard (aqua, glycerine, sodium stearate, sorbitol, propylene glycol, sodium laurate, titanium dioxide),

fragrance, soap colouring ( Yellow: CI# 19140, Orange: CI# 15985, Black: CI# 28440, Rubine: CI# 16255, Violet: CI# 51319, Blue: CI# 74160, Green: CI# 74260) and isopropyl alcohol.

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